Submit Dysfunctional at Best

Hey, ask us anything you want, but be prepared for what we're going to give as an answer!
Anonymous asked:
Envy, will you stay in your worm form forever? It's the cutest thing in the world.

Envy: No! Why in the world would I ever want to do that?


infernoflare0w0 asked:
Hey greed got any tips on managing minions cause I need some....

Greed: Yeah, I’ve got the best tip of all.

You know when people say that fear is the best persuation? It’s not. Be nice to your followers and they’ll be nice back, see? But don’t trust them too easily either. That might come back to bite ya.


ilovefrollomarik said: hehe… you know Envy, you remind me of someone named Loki.

Envy: Really? Never heard of him.


Anonymous asked:
In order for your guys' plans to work, you need to keep the sacrifices alive and well until they are no longer useful - hence why you haven't killed them yet or allowed them to be killed. (Well, for the most part.) Here's the question: say one of the sacrifices was in danger of dying and needed to be resuscitated. Since Father ordered you guys to keep them alive, would you perform CPR? ((LOL. Sorry, random thought is random.))

Lust: We could; Or we could just get a new sacrifice.

Envy: I like the second one better.

Pride: Yes, but you can’t base the outcome of Father’s plans on you’re own preferences.

Wrath: So, in other words, protect the sacrifices like you’re supposed to.

Envy: Yeah, yeah.

Jeez, I don’t even know CPR…


Anonymous asked:
*Picks up in a big bear hug* Thank you!

((I think this is probably an answer to one of the two hugs we pawned out yesterday, but I don’t know which.))

((You’re welcome anyway!))


Anonymous asked:
for all of you guys.. whos your favorite sibling?

((I’ve already answered this, but I don’t remember what I said there, so I don’t want to answer it again for fear I’ll say something different! 

Wow, but I really need to look that post up; This seems to be a really frequently asked question.))


tracy-chan asked:
Sloth, Gluttony and Greed: LET ME LOVE YOU.

Greed: Alright.


Anonymous asked:
Excuse me Pride. Have you seen a little boy about your age? Knowing him, he'd try to talk to you thinking you're human. ...You didn't do anything to him... Did you?

Pride: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I haven’t done anything to anybody.


Anonymous asked:
Pride! I'm a huge fan! Can I have a hug? :D

Pride: …I suppose.


thehealinghandalchemist asked:
((Tumblr didn't swallow them, Gluttony did... unless Tumblr IS Gluttony... THATS WHY WE'RE ALL HERE. WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN GLUTTONY))

((That must be why I can’t leave… ahhhHHHHH!))


Anonymous asked:
Do you answer ALL of your questions? ((You haven't answered any of mine...))

((Yes, all the ones that I get. I’m sorry, I guess tumblr might have swallowed yours? Or maybe I just haven’t got to them yet, I still have several sitting in my inbox.))


Anonymous asked:
Hey there Envy! I'm a big fan! Could I, maybe... Have a hug?

Envy: Huh, sure I guess.


Anonymous asked:
We want more Envy!

((Well, that I can oblige.))

((I’m disappointed that I don’t get more opportunities to use that last one.))


Anonymous asked:
Gluttony whos your favorite sibling besides lust?

Gluttony: Envy!


Anonymous asked:
death note is good! :) makes yo question what's wrong or what's right. oh yep, sorry for this message in your ask. i don't know your personal blog :))

((It probably is! And I would watch it, but… it’s kind of been ruined for me because I saw an episode when I was younger and it scared the bajeezus out of me, so I still get those feelings whenever I see it, hehe. Who know, though? I may still watch it sometime.))